They are really sexy, alluring, seductive!  No way, we would have these kind of ads ten years or twenty years ago! .... But now, COME TO OZ, the land of beautiful beaches and beautiful gay guys (and drag queens, isama na!) ...  O diva ???  kakainggit sila ... Nakaka inlove ang mga Papa ???  Come nahhh.... biliz!

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PHOTO PROMOTING PEOPLE TO BECOME VEGANS,

ADVOCACY OF CRUELTY TO THE ANIMALS AND SAVING THE PLANET

O dava ??? Cabbages and Lettuce lingeries, very effective and mga green leafy vegetables na ito! You can wear it and eat it too! ... Healthy and sexy ka na you save the Planet pa!  What are you waiting for?  Stop eating baboy na, poultry, beef and all the other meats .... :)  Can you just imagine  the chicken we eat at KFC and Nando's were subjected to torture and debauchery for us to eat.  etc ...   (By the way, the gurl with the black jet hair looks like a drag queen, dava?) 

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And this one, I really like ( I took the photo from the billboards here)

WHO ARE YOU?  

A thought provoking question as to our identity, our purpose in life, our destiny.  Hope that at the end of this century, we would know the answer or answers to this question.

To This....

(Photo borrowed on request from Connie of the House on a Hill)

Ayaw, paawat ng mga Vadings ... 

What do gay guys in the Philippines do best and are known for?  Diba beauty contests, fashion, entertainment, the arts.   That is why beauty parlors, movie and fashion industries are mostly dominated by gay guys.   Needless to say, nothing is wrong with that, and it is now a solid aspect of the society.    

Search for beauty and the arts are second nature to Filipino badings and it is their way of expression, and they really excel and are usually referred to in this field.  And so in every community and religious events, there would always be one or more gay organizers to do all the beautification, stage decoration,etc.  Santacruzan and other fiesta events are definitely one of these activities. 

Having their own version of the Santacruzan or Flores de Mayo, is therefore imperatively NORMAL.  Nothing is mocked,  nothing is lost in the spirit of celebration.  (Ang Manila Bishop thalaga, ang tagal tagal nagsasagala ng mga vading sa atin eh - oh, sige po,  baka gusto nyo join na lang kayo para mas masaya!, oh dieva??? or gawing Mardi Gras/Santacruzan ang theme ng mga geygash... :) Sayang naman ang mga gowns pag di ginamit!!!)

Gay guys would not to be crucified anymore - they want to be celebrated and be part of the greater majority.  The new meaning given is LOVE and TOLERANCE towards everyone including the gay guys.  Therefore the church should accept this Gay Santacruzan ownership, if they (the church) want to maintain their relevance in today's world.   People are not blind anymore.  They possess moral compass that is beyond processions, rituals, and blind faith. 

So carry on girls .... Have fun in the celebration of the Santacruzan or Flores de Mayo, but make sure your foundation matches the color of your skin :)

I just love the photos and the write up of this here --- >  HOUSE ON A HILL.

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Manila bishop says against gay men in May parade

Spell ngalangala!
YUn na yun!
PAti plaque sa hard palate ng bunganga kitang kita!

Sino sya?
Hindi ko sya kilala!
Naisipan lang naming mag showdown.
Magpakitang gilas...
BUmirit!
At magiging redundant sa aming kabaklaan!

HIndi man namin napatunayan na diva na kami sa kantang "i will survive", We've proven the world na ang aming jawline ay designed for a specific purpose!

Kung ano man yun, bahala ka nang mag-isip punyeta ka!

(Photo courtesy of Pedro Virgil's book - Naked for a Cause, Oz rugby players gone naked!)

To be GAY in the 21st century and beyond is to become a superhero, like the X-MEN.

No one has ever asked or ordered to be born GAY - it is a GIFT and nature's way of creation.  As to why people are born gay is to ask why there are angels, fairies and spirits and demons.  Gays, I believe are created in order to advance the arts, the sciences, and all the finer and beautiful things in life.  To create magic.

The thing that should really be produced by the older gay guys of today is a UNIVERSAL GUIDE FOR YOUNG GAY GUYS TO THE UNIVERSE.  Just like a bible or a survival guide.  Something that will teach them basic human principles and their rights in order not to be lost and defeated in the world.  A guide that should strengthen them - whenever they feel rejected or being rejected.  A book that would empower them and guide them to discover their worth and purpose in the world.  Something that would not only teach them how to avoid, handle, and cure clamydia, syphilis and gonorhea or HIV and crabs,  but greater and beyond life and sex itself.   A gay guy's guide to success and happiness across the universe ... that would make them one of the greatest creations of GOD, and not as FREAKS as they are now described.

I believe that unlike every "normal, straight" human beings, most GAY guys have vast superpowers (hidden talents) that need to be discovered, explored, developed and expressed ...

JUST like the X-men,  although they are unique and different from each other,  they too have to STAND together in order for them (us) to be accepted and recognized by the world. 

There is so much that gay guys could do to be counted in the STAND.  Being OUT in the open (as the biggest hurdle and challenge many of them would/should face) and leading a life of example - thus excelling in their fields of work whether they are accountants, doctors and nurses, architects, engineers, laborers, teachers, etc.  

Some have very strong physical powers - and being gay should not deter them from being in the strong league of men and women - in sports.  

At the moment, some gay guys in the field of sports, (swimmers, footy/rugby players, etc)  would choose not to come out of the OPEN but in the future (as we advanced our rights and contribution in the society) - gay guys would excel as themselves (gay guys) in the field of sports. 

A lot of GAY guys have very sharp mental abilities - that could create, mobilize and lead a new undiscovered world.  Just in the blogging world for example, there are so many creative and unique blogs that are created and written by gays.  Gay guys are known for their discipline in the fields of ideas and knowledge - as well in the arts and sciences.

And figuratively speaking, some have undiscovered abilities to fly and defy the laws of nature ....

Others have talents to change their physical attributes and  become anyone they want to be and become.  Examples of these are the DRAG queens of today - do you think they would stop just being showgirls with these out of these world creations and would not evolve into something heroic in the future?  Drag queens have super healing powers - by just making people die of laughter  :)

Whatever it is - GAY guys (faggots, lesbians, transexuals), though they might not be biologically pro-creating, are re-creating, evolving and multiplying - to become HEROES across the world and the universe !!!  All they need to do is to COME OUT in the open - as strong, forceful, and united individuals - and concentrate in exploring their fullest POTENTIALS!

We need to write that book - A GAY GUY'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE !!!

Last Sunday, I was walking home together with my sisterettes from an afternoon of shopping along a strip of factory outlets near our place.  Our neighborhood although near the CBD (central business district) is a mixed residential and commercial area - and relatively very peaceful and quite. 

As we walked on the pathways, there were three "Indian looking boys" walking towards us and I was shocked when as they passed by one of the fat one in the middle just taunted and mockingly opened his mouth in a very badly gay mimicked Indianic voice to moi ... "Ohhhhh lahh hallooo...lyook ho's here mama... Ay'm sooo gayyyyy!, bwa ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!"  And his other two companions joined in as well, mocking me obviously. 

Me and my sisters were stunned for awhile by this - obviously gay bashing show - and as if we were quickly transported back to the Philippines.  I don't know whether to laugh with them or throw some stones (like what I usually did before when being harassed like this by street boys in the Philippines), but as an immediate response I could not help myself from ... stopping, looking at them in my fiercest Naomi Campbell look, and screamed ... "Fucking Indians ... if you don't want to act like humans, then go back to your fucking third world country with you curry asses! ... And yes, I will report you to the police ....!!!"

To my utmost annoyance, the fat big ugly Indian who looked so dirty in his unkempt shirt (probably from Mumbay or Calcutta), mimicked tauntingly what I just said and his two friends flavoured it in with their boisterous laughter ..... " ...I will repart yuuuu ta da paaaalissssshhh.....???ngaaa,ha,aha,aha,hhhaaaa"  with his Indian head banging back and forth crazily!

To this I threw in my fingers and said "Go back to Indiaaaa you fucking Morons..."

And me and my sisters decided to quickly walk on ... I was sooo aghast, completely forgetting all my prim and supposed to be proper persona.   But no need to press on and make patol to these three moronic indians. (Pardon my seeming use of Indian words - but I was really angry!).  How dare they judge me like that and they did not even know me.   I just lost my composure, my patience and my "love your neighbor karma attitude".  Bless you Mahatma Gandhi, but these three Indians tested my patience!  

And so we continued with our home journey... but I was really pissed off.  I felt like the Celine Dion song .... It was like it's all coming back to me now - bashing version!  ...  I just quickly remembered that I was walking with my usual brown lady bag and the black headband, plus my pink sunglasses.  And yes, I was also wearing a black girly cardigan to hide my fats, as it was also very cold, and this made me look skinnier.   And I thought i did not really look like a girl, but yes, a bit really gay!  But I have never been ridiculed like that the last time I was in the Philippines.

In my almost nine years of living in Melbourne and in Australia, this is the first time that I had this sort of gay bashing experience on the streets, and not from the Australians (as i expected), but from these (sorry!) ugly smelly generally inconsiderate very lowly "kind" of people from India. 

This kind of bashing is obviously from a deeply rooted gay discrimination in the pysche of people like these three Indian boys.  And it is still existing everywhere in the world.

I cannot believe it !!!!

Now refrain me from doing this, but these are my personal observations and experiences regarding this kind of people, aside from gay bashing thing.

They talk very loudly in their native Indian languages on the trains, trams, streets without much consideration of the people around them.  They walk on the streets as if it is their own streets,  and on their own terms (like walking under the moonlight) - without consideration that there also other people  they won't budge and give way.   They shop attend and they think they own the stores and act like queens and kings and without much respect to their customers.  They talk to you as if you don't know anything at all, and for whatever reasons,  I can sense their racism lurking against Asians ...... They do need a lot of education in ethics, i mean etiquette!  is it in their natural culture or personality to be rude and abrupt, very inconsiderate, and maybe overconfident.  And they really "stink" too (from eating a lot of curry perhaps or not having shower!), and they don't mind even rubbing themselves on you while on the trains.  They shove and push you if they could on the trams and trains, and even in work, Just to get on top or ahead of you.  With the situation in India, I could just imagine why??? 

I am not talking in general about the Indians and I am just expressing my experience with the kind of Indians that I dealt with.  In my working experience, I have met well educated and respectable Indians - and I really like and respect them.  Maybe there are subcultures just like the Filipinos and other nationalities, that are of this kind of personalities.

Now, Melbourne has seen a deluge of Indians - students, manning the call centers, taxi drivers, KFC food services, 7 elevens, and on the streets.  A few years from now, I am sure Bollywood will be in Melbourne. Indian restaurants are sprouting everywhere.  And maybe more Indian gay bashers to land in the airport ....

If I were not trying hard to be like Gandhi,  I would have started waging a war against these kind of people ... but thanks God no!!!

He is the newest A|X Stretch Pima underwear model for its advertising campaign that embodies the soultry sex appeal of the collection.

And Miro Moreira, the 23 year old Brazilian model stars in the launch campaign of Armani Exchange's newest collection.

And he is all mine!

Day and night!

 (ang maniwala baliw) :lol:
 

Click the image to see behind the photoshoot videos!

The night they learned they were diagnosed positive!

The actors playing Tim Conigrave and John Caleo (below).

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When I read the book (HOLDING THE MAN)  sometime in 2004,  and could not really get it at first because of too much Ozziness in its humour and slang (very Melbourne) - but could not stop reading it until the very end - and still reading it even if my eyes (and nose) were stung and flowing with tears  -  running down the pages - (and i thought I was dying as well!)  reading the whole book from night to sunrise and crying way too early in the morning - as if someone in my family died, or my boyfriend died, and felt that warm love for everyone  - I wished that everyone of my friends would read it too (and undergo the same catharsis as I did :).  I wished that this book was made into a film (they are working on it na), or a stage play perhaps!  (But that was just the Filipino in me, as the Ozzies are made of ice, in the emotional level, I thought) 

A year ago - - a play about Holding the Man was staged in Sydney.  And last night, I saw the preview in Melbourne.

Still I could not help myself from crying again, especially at the end of the play.  This time, from a deeper understanding, not just pure sentimentality that these two attractive gay guys deeply in love with each other despite their failings,  were so young and were dying of  AIDS related disease.

I would say that there is something about this biographical story that transcends time and boundaries made by men, by religion, by human conventions. 

It lets you close your eyes and see through your heart, to warmly embrace and comprehend the beautiful meaning of life and love, devoid of superficiality and even sentimentality. 

There is so much bravery, youthful energy and positive thoughts dispelling all fear, ignorance, stigma and negativity towards homosexuality and AIDS. 

And I think it is pure HONESTY and LOVE.

Love that transcends Sex and Death itself.  

I would say this is the Australian gay version of Erich Seagal's Love Story,

 and once and for all redeeming the very fact that despite our differences we are all human beings - capable of experiencing love and relationships in various forms, degree and dimensions.

The final passages of the book are some of its most poignant, Tim said in the end;

I guess the hardest thing is having so much love for you and it somehow not being returned. I develop crushes all the time, but that is just misdirected need for you. You are a hole in my life, a black hole. Anything I place there cannot be returned. I miss you terribly.

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Links to reviews:

Catholic schoolboys' story of LOVE and AIDS death.

AIDS, FRAGILE LOVE AND DYING

HOLDING THE MAN

And I found this most important link to the real photos of Timothy Conigrave and John Caleo:

HOLDING THE BABY

Tim Conigrave

THESE TWO,  ARE TRULY FOREVER YOUNG :)

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'k Zou wel meer over "die dingen" willen praten... ;-)
(want tegen jezelf praten lijkt zo dom hé)

That is why prior to accepting any invitations or responding any private message, i make sure i've already checked their profile. To some it may be hipocrisy but for me its an SOP (standard operating procedure).

But one pic surely stir my curiosity when someone "used" it on his friendster account. I know the picture was merely stolen from somewhere.

He is familiar to me. I just can't tell the 5 W's (what, when, why, where, who) and 1 H (how).

But i'm sure we had shared a night full of passion and sexual gratification. The contour on his butt is familiar to me. I can still felt the warmth of his waist on my hands and the air as he breathe! His lips is as tender as mine but not as agressive! His kiss are gentle and he thrust so nice!

A one night only! Worthy of reminiscence!

In my fuckin DREAM!

(bakla gising may call ka!)

Puta!

Geisha: Loyola funeral homes, how can i help you?

Highlight preparations of these events are as follows:

VICTORIAN SECRETS 08  (LAFFTER ARENA) .... February 22

This is a showcase of the local divas in Melbourne in conjunction with the Laffter Arena Show (Anton Diva, Manny Poquiao, etc).    Originally, it was thought that it was only a parade of the gay crossdressers and drag queens but then it evolved into a contest as Philippine Tours donated a round trip ticket to the Philippines as a prize for the winner.  I helped in organizing this event with Liz Honey Promotions, and so far we have gathered 8 contestants.   I think this will be a fun event!

 MARDI GRAS PARADE - MARCH 01

 We have organized more than twenty pinoy drag queens and their friends to join us this year, after last year's very successful entry to the Mardi Gras Parade (first ever Filipino group to parade).  

This year's theme is "A BRAVE NEW WORLD" - 30th year anniversary.  Gonna be big!   We have conceptualized our group's entry and it will be in keeping with Victorian Secrets Show showcasing white lingerie, feathers and wings. 

For inspiration and ideas, we keep on coming back to Victoria Secret 07 (wish I have that bowdie to show off :)

.:breastfeeding movement
.:anti-violence against women
.:contraceptionBreastfeeding promotes child-development at its most natural cause and it helps intensify the real essence of being a woman - and motherhood.

I thank you! (o di ba ang taray!)

If you are a woman , what is the role of a woman when a nation is in danger ?

Woman may be very subjective in all sense and style but i love their empathic attributes in nature. Thus, if i were a woman, i will uplift every soul in unison, in prayers, and will serve as the light towards people making them think positively and decide matters accordingly.

Having the heart of a woman and a body of a man, as the bible says, "go forth and multiply", how will you stand in between?

Honorable board of judges, ladies and gentlemen, thanks for the nosebleed! (humanda kayo mamaya paglabas 'nyo..uupakan ko kayo!lol)

I simply love the question. The person who made it didn't realized that after all, its not the womanly heart that makes population grow but the manly lust. Men are born to be wild regardless of gender preferences. On the biblical point of view, men having a heart of a woman is condemnable and i don't want to aggravate that either.

The phrase was an expression of practically back then since there were only Adam and Eve in the world. Basically, they have to multiply. But now that the world is overpopulated, i perfectly filled in because i don't have an ovary.

To realize the phrase "go forth and multiply" i will function the way i was purposely made to be. Pleasure or multiplication doesn't make sense. Either way, i still use my penis.

Toink! 

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And since masyadong seryoso ang previous questions, I believe, pang Miss Universe lahat yun(..chozz) heto naman ang mga questions na pang miss gay jurassic.

Answer these like theres no tommorrow:

Kung mamamatay ka bukas, bakit di pa ngayon?

Kung may tatlong pirasong buhok ka na lang sa ulo mo, anong mas gugustuhin mo. Magkakatabi sila or magkakahiwalay?

Kung ikaw na lang ang huling bakla sa mundo kapiling ng mga bilat, ano ang gagawin mo upang mag-survive ang mga tao?Kung bukas and 7Eleven 24hours a day at 7days a week, para saan ang lock nito?

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Tag ko sina Miss Kurdapya , Zang , Bomba ,Chuvaness ,Mrs. J ,Roguey ,Rey at Mandayamoore-orlis .

this reasons falls under the category of ignorance-merong galit sa bading dahil sa masamang karanasan nila sa isang bading. whether business or personal. ignorance
-merong galit sa bading dahil akala nila ang bading ay isang choice. they think it's a vice, gusto mo ng lalaki kaya nagpaka bading when it's the other way around

more reasons-merong galit sa bading because gays looks different than real males. they hate anything that looks different or abnormal. thats why in the philippines we laugh at negros, pandak, ugly, gays?
-merong galit sa bading because they themselves don't want to be discriminated by society. kahit hindi sila galit sa bading, personally, they just think it's cool to hate gays to be a part of a certain group or society who hates gays
-merong galit because it's fun hating other humans. eto yung mga taong walang magawa sa buhay 
-people seek to be comfortable with themselves and their surroundings. Ang first instinct ng tao sa unknown ay either fear or anger. One reason why people don't like gays much because they don't know them well enough to be comfortable with them.
-people most of the time don't know about themselves, nor they bother to get to know themselves. They don't trust what they feel, what they think, what they do, what they say. One proof is the persistence of resentment ... people are scared and confused, and they cannot trust if they don't even trust themselves. This is true for both gays and straight people alike ... that is why there are gays who are bashed and gays who bash.
-sometimes people are not comfortable in being outnumbered ... fight-or-flight thing once again.

Source: G4M thread

Anal sex can be a pleasurable experience for gay men, but there are a few things you should know before having anal sex and a few tips to help ease the pain.

Know how the anus works.
Before having anal sex, let's talk about how the anus works. The anus is the opening at the end of the colon which controls the passage of waste. Waste passes through the small intestines to your colon, then your rectum and finally out the anus. The opening and closing of the anus is controlled by the internal and external sphincter muscles (the most important muscles when engaging in anal sex). The sphincter muscle is a sensitive membrane with many nerve endings and thus the source of pleasure or pain.

Reduce the pain.
Any pain associated with anal sex is due to pressure or friction against the sphincter muscles.
The best ways to reduce pain during anal sex is to get to know how your sphincter (and body) works and to properly lubricate.

Get to know your body.
The more familiar you are with your body, the more enjoyable anal sex can be. Each person's sphincter muscles react to penetration differently. Since the muscles control the opening and closing of the anus, you need to learn how yours works. Spend time safely exploring the sensitivity of your sphincter and how it reacts when you are relaxed or tense. Practice relaxation techniques such as deep breathing. Use a small sex toy, then gradually increase the size. Exploring the sensitivity of your sphincter is an exercise both you and your partner can enjoy prior to penetration. Openly communicate how you feel in certain situations: What makes you tense? What are your limits? Stop if you feel uncomfortable, experience pain or bleeding. The more you both know about your bodies, the better your anal sex experience.

Practice good hygiene.
Many gay men shy away from anal sex because of the possible hygiene problems. Maintaining proper hygiene is not only important for an enjoyable anal sex experience, but your health as well. Cleaning can be overdone, however. Be careful with over the counter internal cleansing products. They contain harsh ingredients not formulated for the anus. Also, avoid over wiping as this can cause irritation and bleeding. Baby wipes also contain perfumes that can irritate the skin. To properly clean, use premoistened adult wipes, like Charmin Fresh Mates or Kleenex Cottonelle Flushable Wipes.

Beware of the dangers of STD's.
The anus is a thin membrane and therefore a hot bed for sexually transmitted diseases. HIV and other STD's can easily enter the bloodstream, especially when there are abrasions or tears in the anus. Having a thin membrane between your bloodstream and your partner's bodily fluids is what makes bareback sex so dangerous. Always use a condom and practice safer sex.

Dispel anal sex myths.
Many gay men avoid seeking medical attention because they feel if they've had anal sex the doctor can immediately tell. Yes, the anus is stretched after anal sex, but it returns to normal soon after. If you think something may be wrong with your anus, see a gay-affirmative doctor.

]]> http://jgsmart.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/tips-sa-pag-uusisa-kung-bading-ba-si-lalaki/ Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:33:46 +0000 Geisha http://jgsmart.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/tips-sa-pag-uusisa-kung-bading-ba-si-lalaki/ TANONG: "BADING PO BA..."

SAGOT: "PU&%$#@-INA KA!!! My brotherrr is nooooot a piiiigggggg!!

You know you are gay when you read this post and smile to your hearts content dahil nakakarelate kang bakla ka!

Bayot!!!! 

CheeeeeehhhhhHHHH!