our-crap-is-your-crap « WordPress.com Tag Feed

Doodle Defender

Kapitein Haddock — Wed, 14 May 2008 16:53:10 +0000

This game is called Doodle Defender, and even though it is basically a run of the mill Asteroids rip-off, it does have one really cool feature. Before you begin, you can literally design your own ship. Of course, it is just a one-dimensional shape that is closer to a stick figure than a real ship, but you can make it shaped like a huge banana if you like! It gets tedious fast, but then you can just start over and draw a new ship! Enjoy!

Gemma Does Cuba

Kapitein Haddock — Sun, 11 May 2008 12:25:28 +0000

Big tits and a pretty face. And if Gemma Atkinson in Cuba is not enough for you we suggest you wander over to our 18+ site Totally NSFW and check out some of the Birds and Future Pornstars we have on display there. Once again, I said 18+ so if you are under the age of 18 please ask your dad to check the site first and give his seal of approval before you head over with your pants at half past 7 and a bottle of lube.

Nick Bollea Sent Off to Jail for 8 Months

Kapitein Haddock — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:32:48 +0000

Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea has been sentenced to 8 month of butt fucking, sucking Bubba cock and cleaning toilets with his tongue. The reason? He crashed his soupped up Supra into a palm tree and damaged his friend for life. We hope the 8 month inside will do Nick some good and allow him to work on his wrestling moves in peace and quiet.

Park This Car

Kapitein Haddock — Fri, 09 May 2008 22:34:50 +0000

Our second game today is a veriation on the car park genre. The game is called Park This Car, and the object is to fit 3 or more cars into their parking spots. It is pretty straightforward, I don’t this i have to explain it to you. Check it out.

Wheaterman is Funny

Kapitein Haddock — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:36:17 +0000

Being the weatherman on TV must bea tough job. One day your moment of glory follows a highspeed chase involving a celebrity and the next your lead in by a couple of dogs doing silly shit. It just can’t be easy and it almost brought the poor guy to tears.

Sn4tchbuckl3r Second Chance

Kapitein Haddock — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:37:22 +0000

Are you a game addict? If so, I’m sure you can sympathise with Sn4tchbuckl3r. He needs to go on a treatment program to get rid of his addiction and it just doesn’t look good. This is from the same people that brought us You Suck At Photoshop so you know it will be good. And it is.

Chronotron

Kapitein Haddock — Fri, 09 May 2008 10:38:24 +0000

Our first game today is called Chronotron. As you can probably tell by the name, the game has something to do with time. Well, in this game, you must use a past version of yourself to help the current version of yourself pass the levels. For instance, in one level you have to press a button to get past, but you cannot step off it, well, you must use one of your past selves to stand on the button, while the present version gets to the exit. Don’t worry, you will get the hang of it.

Russians vs Empty Bottles

Kapitein Haddock — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:39:38 +0000

If we are to believe dead and buried Ronal Reagan Russia was in the Dark Ages during the Cold War. And we were in Cloud Cuckooland presumably. The fact of the matter is that Hollywood classics such as Terminator, Midnight Cowboy and Cattle Queen Of Montana did not make it to Russian livingrooms until the mid 90’s. And lets be honest, it takes a nation that drinks a lot at least 20 years to come to terms with the idea of movie effects. Breaking a bottle on someone’s head simply isn’t a case of grab and smash. Yet, this imbecile and this dumbass still try. And FAIL.

Flash Drummer

Kapitein Haddock — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:41:13 +0000

Our second “game” today is actually quite impressive. The author took an entire professional drum machine setup, complete with all the electronic mixers, pedals, and effects processors, and turned it into a flash setup. I mean, it is truly amazing how complicated this one is. You can even use this to make music as a beginner. Check it out, even if you dont plan to use it, it is impressive.

Tom and Jerry Madness

Kapitein Haddock — Thu, 08 May 2008 10:42:17 +0000

Our first game today features two favorite childhood characters that you all must know. At least, I hope you do. Tom and Jerry, the famous cat and mouse team that started it all. You can pick either the cat or the mouse, and your job is to aim and hurl your ammo towards your enemy (the cat or mouse depending on who you pick). Enjoy!

The Golf Kart and the Police Chase

Kapitein Haddock — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:43:52 +0000

It sounds like a bad movie or musical and it was. The Las Vegas police were left chasing a dumbass who tried to steal a bait car last Monday. After running the suspect aka guilty as fuck dude made his way onto the local golf course. There he proceeded to par the 3rd and 5th holes before stealing a golf kart. Now, even I know a golf kart is not fast enough to make you lose the police cars and two damn helicopters, but then again, there is a reason why the dude was caught stealing a car. Dumb as shit comes to mind.

Jumping Into Your Jeans

Kapitein Haddock — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:44:59 +0000

Can you just imagine the amount of times the poor guy must have chaffed his balls or almost broken his legs practising for these jeans jumping tricks.