2nd of all, Ye' did 3 versions of "Flashing Lights" earlier this year, and I was talking to CT last night and asked him if he had seen all of them.  No, was his awnser and here we are.  I was saying, this cat should def put out a video anthology.  Even when he did the multiple joints for Jesus Walks, he's one of the few artists who looks like the video is an intrical part of the "song-building" process...

We also need a REAL Hype Williams anthology, not that crap that came out about 7 years ago...more on that later...

Version 1: the "I made Rita G famous" official version

Version 2: the "video camera broke and only takes great stills" version

Version 3: CLUE?

Oh yeah, and dont think my GOTW review isn't still coming...

I want to say Hip Hop has come a long way since then, but we all know better. Hell, Soulja Boy is the Sporty Thieves set to choreography and an internet connection. Oh and just for kicks, I'll hit you with a Dollicia:

And Rita G. pic

for your educational enlightenment. Thx.

- Lake

Oh well, I guess that's what happens to you when you've been getting hit off since the 6th grade eeeerrrr men have been trying to have sex with you since you hit puberty at the age of 12 1/2. Anyway, some chicken headz were talking greasy about Bow Wow and Mr. Wow just wasn't having it. Peep the commentary from Dollicia Bryan and Rita G. that set the Lil Man off:

Wait a second, all the disses are fine (well, not really), but did that chicken Rita G. (NSFW) actually fix her mouth (like Collagen) to say she's of "Moorish descent"? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Say what? I mean, dude, if that chick is of "Moorish descent", my extra grand grand grand pappy on my mother's side was kicking it with the Berbers (alright, that's probably a bit too esoteric for the homies at UvT) back in Negative 2008 B.C. with Lucy, those Geico Cavemen (back when they were funny), the Missing Link and Mumm-Ra the Ever Living.

Chick, you're Moorish alright.

Meaning you talk More "ish" that what I can take. (Rita G. NSFW HERE)

And More Ass than anyone could have hoped or dreamed for...damn. But back to the non physical substance. Is this babe serious? Come on.. I mean, dude, why can't we just let a hoe be a hoe these days. What happened to the days when chicks were black, white, afro centric asian or spanish, done? Was it just me or were things much easier back in those days?

Don't start in with all this "well, I'm actually Hammurabian on my father's side, well, my biological father....but I grew up Navajo, so I'm really in touch with the earth, dats were I got deez KFC thighs, from that side and then I was messing with this dude, named Brock las- nite, so I got some black in me too" AHHHHHNT. Ok, that was lo, but what can I say? I'm still drunk from the C's game.

But listen, and this is my last word on this narrow topic, but if you ever ask someone what race they are (which you probably shouldn't be doing anyway, but I get it as it relates to video and non video hoes) and they start their answer with "actually": 1. They're about to lie to you, 2. They're bullshit and 3. They're probably good in bed and do freak nasty shit while rounding third base that will leave you wonder why you even need to slide into home...ummmkay?

Listen to uncle Lake.. ha I ask a hot and legitimately exotic babe where she's from and I get an answer in 1.85 seconds...I ax a ho where she's from and suddenly I'm in North Africa, Southern Europe and some short-named wild card spot like oh I don't know, "Bali" that nobody can really confirm. Meanwhile, you ask the broad "Ok, where did you go to High School" and invariably they'll tell you Greenbelt, Maryland.... Lord knows I don't like to curse but:

And I wasn't the only one who didn't like Rita G's Act. Peep what Bow Wow had to say not only about Rita G. but also about his supposedly jump off Dollicia Bryan.

Oh yeah, that Dollicia, peep it:

WOW. I didn't know Bow Wow had it in him. And yo, that joint was produced and delivered with perfection , too. Damn, dude reaaaaally got at Dollicia. Ha. Man, what is wrong with these video hoes? Keep acting like this and they'll fail to land that all important paid Baby Daddy angle they've been working their whole lives for. Come on. These chicks gotta know they're one set of stretch marks away from going back on that pole. Sure, they'll hit up the Client 9 circuit for a bit, but even that is a temporary job. Tell em Bow... These chicks shouldn't have anything but praise for a dude like you. When will they learn?

- Lake

===================Update===============

Not that we didn't know the Dollicia chick was a groupie video ho clown, but I came across a few more pics that are fairly hilarious within this context. First, Dollica and her old squeeze Jamie Foxx as he gets a nice squeeze.

Again, perfectly ok without the Bow Wow talk. So Jamie is getting his 'bag o' tricks I'm ole st. nick....bitch' act on. It's all good and oh, what was that about Dollicia and Bow?

Yeah, sure... Seems like Bow Wow is completely out of his 'comfort zone' and you look completely offended. Kind of like in this next pic.

It's so terrible that it's good. Ha. Bow Wow has a new fan....BROCK.. ahnt. ha

Hey guys. I'm Angela Yee, Cipha's co-host on his morning show, "The Cipha Sounds Effect" on Sirius Satellite Radio / Shade 45. Last week, the lovely Dollicia Bryant (who is currently on the cover of King Magazine) and Rita G (from Kanye West's "Flashing Lights" video) made an appearance on "Lip Service." In case you never heard the show before, it's a spinoff of "The Cipha Sounds Effect," and it features myself - Angela Yee - and Leah Rose. We address all kinds of issues with our guests, but it's more intimate than most other interviews because we have drinks and the show is uncensored.

The whole interview was crazy, with the ladies giving advice to the listeners, talking about their personal fetishes, the last time they had sex, etc. Things got really out of order when Bow Wow's name came up, and both of our guests described their "run-ins" with him:

Of course, Bow Wow wasn't going to let this slide. He provides evidence that may or may not contradict Dollicia's claims and he shuts Rita G down, claiming that he doesn't even know her. Or maybe he just doesn't remember trying to holla at her???

Below is a statement from Rita G regarding the whole incident. I didn't change a word:

"Bow Wow seems like a nice person. i'm sure he meets a lot of women, just as a lot of grown men approach me. the only reason it stuck out in my mind is because it reminded me of a little boy tryng to holla at a grown woman. it was cute, i was flattered - and i especially admired his confidence (i said as much in the intvw if you listen to the full thing posted on myspace/ritamania) when i noted my age he told me that's all he likes is older women. but it's really not a big thing he's a grown man now, a talented rapper and i'm happy for his success. and i take no offense at his comments because i understand that some people may identify their manhood with how much money they have... but just because your money increases doesnt mean your character increases or that your insecurities go away"

What do I think? Sometimes women get together and we overexaggerate or stretch the truth a little (just think about Hillary Clinton dodging that sniper fire in Bosnia), but then again sometimes men like to insinuate friendships are more than just that for their ego's sake. Who knows in this case...

- Angela Yee

The above clip is of "Flashing Lights" video chick/used panty seller Rita G and Saturday Night Sexy Alum Dollicia Bryan popping off at the lip about Shad. Under is Shad's response. Note the group of jigs crowded around the laptop like it's 2Girls1Cup Why duke even bothers with this kind of rubbish is beyond me. Then again, I'm not surprised. YouTube shit-talking is the new mixtape. SMH at all of this.

Hilarious. YouTube beef amazing what technology does. Who yall believe?

Just watch it for yourself. They both explain how he tried to get at them. They make him sound like a real lame. In case you're wondering who Rita G is just click here.

Kanye West freestyles at Summer Jam.

Just add this to the millions of reasons why I should be in New York but on a different note. I respect Kanye West for a number of reasons. Mr. West has a lot of heart. He puts 110% into whatever he does. He has passion and desire for his craft. He's cocky but he deserves to be. He's been saying F - You to everyone who doubted him and it just brought him to this point. He's on top of his game and he's in no way of slowing down. I find inspiration in his hustle.

Watch out for Kanye recreating the 3rd video live on stage at Hot 97's summer jam this weekend. Rita G who stars in the video will also be joining him on stage. Ladies, please stop hating on Rita G. No, she doesn't look like a man, no her ass isn't to big, and yes she is fine!

Flashing Lights v.1

Flashing Lights v.2

Flashing Lights v.3

And Now for the Original. Can't forget about Rita G!

Hip-hop model Rita G.

Maak kennis met Rita G. De half Italiaanse, half Afro-Amerikaanse videomodel zag haar carriére in een stroomversnelling belanden door die ene optreden in die spraakmakende videoclip.

Mijn oordeel: wat een lijf! Sommige vrouwen vinden dat ze niet in hakken kan lopen, of dat haar buikje iets uitpuilt als ze vooroverleund in de kofferback, maar who cares?! en ze kan een beetje normaal uit haar woorden komen. Voor dat alleen krijgt ze pluspunten.

Check hier een grappige home-video van Rita (NB: niet geschikt voor op werk of voor kinderen.)