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My Weekend in California

Wow what a great weekend I had! I went out to California to visit my aunt and uncle who live in San Jose. I hadn’t been out to that area since I was 5 years old! 1.271 woorden meer

Travel

Coming Soon: Mundane Monday

Ted just lost his job for something he didn’t do. His friends make fun of him and his parents disown him. Ted is a loser, but that all changes after he interviews for a job that takes an unexpected turn.

January 2018

Short Stories

Stolen Quote: Children

We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. ~ Phyllis Diller

Quotes

Anger issues 

It was early morning, and we were all in the maintenance truck, barreling down the highway to our first job.

As usual, Crew Leader Carl was driving. 543 woorden meer

Entertainment

Fairy Leaf

Fairy Leaf (198 Words)

“A teacup?” Edwina was surprised.

The fairy man watched her, shifting from first one foot to the other.

“It’s a very nice teacup,” said Edwina, trying to reassure him. 202 woorden meer

Writing

Tomato, Tomahto...

“Shithole” or “shithouse” — the sentiment’s the same:
Whoever said it has shit for brains.
This President is prejudiced.
Surely we deserve better than this. 175 woorden meer

Humor